First: I realize it's been five days since I last posted anything. Remember what I said about not posting unless it's suitable for public consumption? Well... fill in the blanks. I've been working on stuff but it ain't good.
So today I got a paper cut. In a desperate attempt to knock the cobwebs of darkness and winter out of my cold-addled mind, I decided I needed to exaggerate.
Those of you who know me will be shocked (shocked!) that I chose a path of exaggeration... I never exaggerate.