It was Josh to the rescue once again. He came up with "The B-Team" which is like The A-Team but less competent. I loved it. I used to watch The A-Team with my dad all the time. Being that this involves multiple characters (and a black vehicle with a red stripe, of course!) and I'm having the aforementioned terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day I'm going to spread it out over several days.
So today I've done The B-Team's version of everyone's favorite gold chain festooned gentleman... except mine is incredibly scrawny, nerdy and has a paper clip necklace. I love him.