In our house we have approximately 456,002 mugs and most of them are usually in Josh's office, on his desk. He has tea while he's working on whatever evil geniusesness it is that he's working on at the moment. I often can't find him through the ceramic sea on his desk.
I stopped writing just now to go in and confirm how many were currently there. I was greeting with a shrilly shouted "NONE!" and faced a gauntlet of angrily hurled cat toys as I ran back down the hall to my office.
That only gave me added incentive to post this sketch.