An enjoyable side effect of having this blog is I get to write about ludicrous things like exploding goats or, in this case, NOT exploding goats because that would be gross.
My lovely farm-owning friends have very pregnant goats who are due to deliver their little goatlets any day now. Last night it was suggested that they were "ready to explode." I thought exploding goats would be a bit macabre for me so I went with inflated goats instead.
As in parade float inflated.