Twelve years ago I moved to Columbus Ohio from the Pittsburgh area. For the majority of those years, Josh and I have an annual trip to German Village in downtown Columbus. We eat at Schmidt's Sausage Haus and walk several blocks to The Book Loft and make a night of it. Traditionally we do this in late October but we were running a little late this year and went this evening, finally.
Why am I telling you all of this? Well, here's what a placemat at Schmidt's looks like:
Let's say you've got some time to kill whilst waiting for your Weiner Schnitzel. Then maybe Godzilla shows up.*
*This of course is a purely fictional representation of an event that, to my knowledge, has never occurred in the greater Columbus area.